I used to have my resume on this page, ostensibly in the hope that somebody would discover my unique and fantastic self and offer me the opportunity of a lifetime.  The truth is, however, that the resume is a tool used to rank and categorize in an efficient manner.  That's not what I'm trying to do here.  I'm not on this planet to prove that I'm better than anyone else.  Although you may have noticed that I'm viciously competitive to a fault, but there's a world of difference between 'doing' better and 'being' better than another person.